‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
Surely, some of us docile men would be kept in zoos, for cautionary tales at the least.
“People talk about escapism as if it’s a bad thing… Once you’ve escaped, once you come back, the world is not the same as when you left it. You come back to it with skills, weapons, knowledge you didn’t have before. Then you are better equipped to deal with your current reality.”— Neil Gaiman perfectly articulates the truth I learned in Something Terrible. (via deantrippe)
Let it never be said that professional wrestlers aren’t smart, erudite, and great at oratory. WWE Superstar CM Punk is all of these things, and is also a huge grammar snob. In his delightful new Nerdist Channel series Grammar Slam, he teaches people the…
If you want to improve you’re grammar, than sit threw they’re grammar slam
Pro snowboarder Pat Moore has said that if he wins X Games Real Snow Backcountry, he will donate the money to help out the one and only Kevin Nimick to help relive cancer induced medical bills, and donate the rest to a charity of his choice. This is an awesome cause and it only takes like 2 clicks, it’s not like you have to sign up or anything just two clicks a day. SO GO FORTH!!